Funny text messages for April Fool's Day

April Fools' Day funny text messages: You are tough, you are really tough; you are thinner than cucumber, you don't have much meat; your skin is thicker than the city wall, bullets can't penetrate it; your heart is smaller than a needle's eye, you never lose; your feeling is thinner than paper, you deceive everyone! (More funny text messages for April Fools' Day)

You are kind like a cat, loyal like a dog, cute like a bird, knowledgeable like a horse, beautiful like a butterfly, hardworking like a bee, you resemble all these animals. No wonder everyone calls you... a beast!