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A man went to the toilet and had just closed the door when he heard a neighbor ask: Are you here?
He said: Yeah. But he thought, who is this guy next to me? Do I know him? Weird!
Then the neighbor asked again: What did you come for?
He angrily replied: To take a shit! What else can you do here?!
The neighbor asked again: When are you leaving?
He thought: This person must be crazy! He complained: I'll leave after I'm done!!
Then the neighbor asked again: Can you come over here later?
This man was shocked: Shit! So he's gay!
He cursed: Go die, you freak!
The neighbor said again: Alright, let's hang up first, I'll call you back later, there's an idiot next to me! Always interrupting me!!