My college roommate called me to say that he had lost his virginity, finally ending 27 years of being a virgin.
After congratulating him, I inquired about the details with great interest.
It turns out that his girlfriend was also a virgin. The following is a quote from the original conversation...
"At first, I couldn't find the right place"
"Impossible! How could you not find it? You've watched plenty of X-rated movies!"
"Seriously, no matter how I tried, I couldn't find it, and neither did she know"
"So how did you end up doing it?"
"We stopped and Googled it..."