Just now, an American came into the office. The receptionist looked around and saw everyone was playing games. Only she was free, so she smiled and said:
Receptionist: "Hello."
American: "Hi."
Receptionist: "What do you need?"
American: "Can you speak English?"
Receptionist: "If I don't speak English, what language am I speaking then?"
American: "Is there anyone else here who can speak English?"
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