Xiong said to Neng: "You are so poor that you have sold all four of your bear paws;"
Bing said to Qiu: "Brother, did you step on a landmine? How come both of your legs are gone?"
Wang said to Huang: "What are the benefits of being an emperor? Look, your hair has all turned white;"
Kou said to Hui: "Dear, you've been pregnant for so long, and you didn't even tell me;"
Guo said to Luo: "Dude, you look better without clothes than with them on!"
Bi said to Bei: "Why should couples get divorced?";
Jin said to Bi: "You're worth a hundred times more with a doctorate hat on;";
Chen said to Ju: "We have the same area, but I am a three-bedroom two-living room apartment";
Ba said to Fen: "What's up? Are you acting too proud because you're an official now? Why do you keep your hands behind your back?";
Dian said to Ye: "Can you please rest for a while? Aren't you tired in that position?";
Hun said to Hun: "Only dim women would get married";
Zhan said to Dian: "Did you buy a small car?"