One day, I asked a netizen: What is the relationship between husband and wife?
Answer: You're sick!
Me: So you mean both husband and wife are crazy?
Answer: I'm saying you're crazy for asking such a stupid question! What relationship? Spouses, of course!
Then I asked again: So what exactly is the spousal relationship?
The netizen I was questioning got really annoyed with me and left in a huff...