KFC - Crazy Encyclopedia Report

"At KFC, we get the chicken right!"

- The Deceased Colonel's review of KFC: "You're really in the know!"

- The Deceased Colonel's review of KFC: "Colonel... I'm craving some chicken."

- Jimmy Wales' review of KFC: "This isn't KFC!"

- Chun-Li's review of KFC: "I eat chicken every day, don't you dare chicken out."

- (No review from Phoo Jen Chicken provided)

The full name of KFC is "Definitely a Place to Order Virtuous Chicken," which is a quick-service venue for consumers to order chicken, commonly known as a fast-food restaurant. Due to market conditions, KFC has always only offered chicken ordering services and does not provide duck ordering services. Currently, KFC has obtained a chicken-making license from the United Nations, allowing anyone to legally order chicken in UN member countries.

(Note: Some creative liberties were taken in translation to maintain appropriateness and coherence in English while capturing the playful tone of the original text.)