Men Are Hard To Please
Men are so difficult to satisfy!!
The problems with GUYS:
If you treat him nicely, he says you're in love with him;
If you don't, he says you're proud.
If you dress well, he says you're trying to lure him;
If you don't, he says you're from the countryside (unsophisticated).
If you argue with him, he says you're stubborn;
If you stay quiet, he says you have no brains.
If you're smarter than him, he'll say you're just being clever;
If he's smarter than you, he's considered great.
If you don't love him, he tries to possess you;
If you do love him, he will try to leave you. (Very true, huh?)
If you don't make love with him, he says you don't love him;
If you do, he says you're cheap.
If you tell him your problems, he says you're troublesome;
If you don't, he says you don't trust him.
If you scold him, you're like a nanny to him;
If he scolds you, it's because he cares for you.
If you break your promise, you can't be trusted;
If he breaks his, he was forced to do so.
If you smoke, you're a bad girl;
If he smokes, he's a gentleman.
If you do well in exams, he says it's luck;
If he does well, it's because of his intelligence.
If you hurt him, you're cruel;
If he hurts you, you're too sensitive and hard to please!!
SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
If you send this to guys, they will swear it's not true...
But if you don't, they'll say you're selfish.