The Top Ten Most Disgusting Jokes of All Time

1. When I was a child, I didn't eat honestly. An old farmer taught me a lesson by saying: "During the six lean years, there was no food to eat, and the boogers we picked were never thrown away."

2. A rich man was hiring servants, and the interview question was about using the toilet. The first few candidates didn't wash their hands after using it and were dismissed. Only one washed his hands and was hired. However, one day, the rich man noticed that he didn't wash his hands. He asked why, and the servant replied: "I brought tissues today..."

3. A man saw a store having a big sale and went inside. "What would you like to buy?" "I want to buy dog food." "We have a rule: you must prove that you have a dog." "Where is such a rule?" "Sale items are like this." After arguing with the salesperson for a while, the man still couldn't get the dog food. So, he went home and brought his dog back to buy it. A few days later, the man went to the same store to buy cat food. "Give me two boxes of cat food." "We have a rule: you must prove that you have a cat." It was the same salesperson again, and after arguing for a while, the man still had to go home and bring his cat to buy the cat food. A few more days passed, and the man came to the store holding a large cardboard box with a hole in it. He found the same salesperson and said: "Put your hand in and you'll know what I want to buy." The salesperson put her hand in and said: "What is this? It's sticky." "I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper."

4. Someone took his friend to visit his grandmother. While he was talking to his grandmother, his friend started eating the peanuts on the coffee table and finished them all. When they were leaving, his friend said to the grandmother: "Thank you for the peanuts." The grandmother replied: "Oh! Hmm! Since I lost my teeth, I could only suck off the chocolate coating from them. Getting old is tough, sigh..."

5. There was a person who really liked the dish "Spicy Tofu with Vermicelli". One time, when he went to a restaurant and ordered this dish, the waiter told him it was sold out. "Really sold out?" he asked disappointedly. "Sir, it's really sold out. Look, the last portion was served to that gentleman over there," the waiter replied. Following the waiter's direction, he saw a well-dressed celebrity sitting at the next table. The gentleman had eaten most of his meal, but the "Spicy Tofu with Vermicelli" was still full. Thinking the gentleman was wasting such a delicious dish, he walked over and politely asked: "Sir, do you need this anymore?" The gentleman gracefully shook his head. So, the man immediately sat down, picked up the spoon, and began eating voraciously. In no time, half of it was gone. Suddenly, he noticed a very small, almost unrecognizable mouse lying at the bottom of the casserole. Feeling nauseous, he threw up everything he had just eaten back into the pot. As he was feeling sick, the gentleman looked at him with pity and said: "Wasn't it disgusting? I felt the same way earlier..."

6. One day, the owner of a hotel was patrolling the lobby. A beggar approached and asked: "Boss, can you give me a toothpick?" The owner gave him one and sent him away. Soon, another beggar came asking for a toothpick. The owner thought to himself, why are beggars not asking for food now but for toothpicks? He gave him one and sent him away as well. Not long after, another beggar came. The owner asked him: "Are you here for a toothpick too?" The beggar replied: "Someone vomited, but I was too late, the first two beggars ate everything edible already. Now there's only soup left. Can you give me a straw?"

7. The older brother and younger brother were on a plane. The younger brother was airsick and kept vomiting. Once the bag was full, the older brother had to go get another one. When he returned, he noticed that everyone on the plane was vomiting. He asked why, and the younger brother said: "I saw this bag was also full, so I drank half of it back in, and then they all started vomiting."

If you haven't vomited yet, I must admit you're an expert. Now I'm going to use my ultimate move ---

Ultimate Skill ----

One day, the older and younger brothers went to a theater to watch a play. Halfway through, they started arguing about the plot and made a bet. The older brother pointed at a row of spittoons and said: "The loser has to take a sip from those." Unfortunately, the older brother lost, so he reluctantly took a sip, frowning. They continued betting on the next part of the plot, and this time, the younger brother lost. Then, the younger brother picked up a spittoon and gulped down fifteen big mouthfuls. The older brother was shocked and admiringly laughed, saying: "You're incredible, able to drink fifteen big mouthfuls!" The younger brother shook his head and said: "It's not that I wanted to drink, but the phlegm in that spittoon was too thick, I couldn't break it apart!"