The Second Embarrassment: If I Become a Fairy, Battles Will Fly Everywhere. And just like that, I die, so I time-travel.
I originally thought that when I opened my eyes, I would see the black and white impermanence holding a feather duster solemnly telling me three words: "Follow me."
But reality proved that I was wrong.
Around me, there was thick smoke of war as countless people and horses fought wildly. The cries, roars, and the clash of swords were deafening...
And yet, time stopped for me... I looked at this gentleman in front of me, swallowing my saliva hard. This guy was obviously much more eye-catching than the black and white impermanence!
He had a slender figure, his silver armor stained with blood, but he still exuded immense valor. His long black hair hung loosely, dancing in the cold wind, perfectly combining eyes, nose, and mouth into an impeccable face. Any slight modification would feel like a destruction.
At this moment, his sweat-soaked cheeks showed even more manliness. My heart raced uncontrollably...
Speaking of which, my incredibly thick nerves finally transmitted an excruciating pain signal to me, telling me...
I was seriously injured...
I endured the severe pain and hastily covered the wound on my abdomen that was bleeding profusely. Clenching my teeth, I stared at him resentfully. But not even a trace of sympathy flickered in his emerald green eyes. He raised the bloody sword towards me, ready to end my life...
My death before was already pitiful enough. Looking at the situation now, I am at least the protagonist of a穿越 (time-travel) novel! As a proper female lead, how could I die in such an extra-like manner?
This is absolutely unacceptable!
So, I closed my eyes, one hand pressing on the bleeding wound on my abdomen, the other stretched out at a 45-degree angle. Despite the intense pain, I gathered energy from my dan tian and roared like a lion: "Wait a moment!"
This roar was very powerful, and its effect was evident. The handsome man indeed stopped his movement, but his icy face remained expressionless. He only looked at me with his deep green eyes, as if trying to discern something from my face.
Seeing that he didn't speak or cut me down, I knew, the opportunity came. Thus, I placed the extended hand on his chest...
Of course, I resisted the impulse to touch his firm pectoral muscles and put on a benevolent look, as if Guanyin Bodhisattva had arrived. In a very calm tone, I said: "Handsome man, lay down your sword and instantly become a Buddha."
"...". His ice-cold face still showed no emotion, only a hint of doubt flashed in his emerald green eyes.
I swiped my hand across his chest, bypassing the silver armor, moving up slightly to touch his white robe, feeling a bit of coldness.
Wow, just a little more and I could touch his charming butterfly bones!
I gritted my teeth, making great efforts to control the twitching muscles on my face, fearing that a lewd grin might suddenly appear. I calmly acted like a nun:
"There is only one Earth in the world, we must protect it together; there is only one me in the world, so you all must protect me. Even though I am heavily wounded now, as long as you repent, I haven't died yet, and I will still forgive you. Don't regret it after losing it. If you still don't repent, this knife will surely kill me without a doubt. Then, you will regret it too late. Come on, lay down your sword, abandon the idea of killing me, let's hold hands and make the world full of love... Ah! Who the hell dares to cut me!"
I swung my sword backward and killed the extra A who was sneaking up on me with a sword, setting a bad example for the handsome man...
Thus, the handsome man imitated me by raising his sword and lunged at me...
At this point, the three words "wait a moment" were no longer effective. I turned around and ran, swinging my sword randomly and injuring many people while running...
"Why are you cutting me, Ling Protector?"
"What's wrong with the demoness?"
"Protector Sister, full attack?"
"Everyone, kill! Block the demoness from escaping! She can't go out!"
"Ling Sister! Let's go together!"
"We'll block! Lord Shen, kill the demoness!"
"Why are you cutting me again, Ling Protector..."
"How come this demoness keeps cutting her own people?"
Can't hear, can't hear, can't hear, hearing nothing. Cutting you guys is nothing. I can't even save my own life, why should I care about cutting you? You're getting hurt for the people! It's happiness! It's glory! It's necessary!
I continued running and cutting whoever blocked my escape route. Just as the handsome man gracefully leaped and raised his sword, I fell flat on my face in a very standard dog-eating-shit pose...
Then there were screams from extras A, B, C, and D:
"Ling Protector, you're injured!" Duh, my clothes are already soaked in blood, and you're noticing now?
"Kill the demoness!" Shock... Though I'm from another time, at most I'm a ghost, not a demoness.
"Kill! Don't give the demoness a chance to counterattack!" Wow, what grudge do we have? Did I kill you? Or your parents? Or your whole family? Why hate me so much?
"Ling Protector, run fast, we'll block for you! Ah..." Good person~ sister I like straightforward kids like you... but didn't you die too quickly? Your words weren't even finished when the handsome man killed you?!
With the extra XX in front of me gone, the handsome man's sword was only 0.01 centimeters away from me. Looking at the silver glow of his sword and the cold air about to pierce my nose, my face immediately changed from fear to resentment.
Tears streaming down my face...
"You're heartless, unjust, unreasonable!" I wiped my face with one hand and cried bitterly: "Don't ask me why you're heartless, unjust, unreasonable. Look at my wound, then look at your sword, and you'll know where you've been heartless, unjust, unreasonable."
(Above sentences adapted from Ms. Qiong's classic lines, thank Ms. Qiong for providing such good sentences for us 'romantic穿越' writers to adapt.)
Once again, the handsome man's sword stopped in front of me. He stood tall above me, the wind lifting his beautiful hair, flying in the air, like a celestial being carved from Tian Shan snow lotus.
But at this moment, only two words were useful in my mind.
So I continued to act weak like Daiyu, covering my stomach: "Why do you treat me like this? Give me an explanation, tell me, tell me, why won't you say anything~55555~"
Instantly, three black lines appeared behind the handsome man, then crows flew over, making "caw caw caw" sounds.
Just as the handsome man was about to speak, I interrupted him: "I won't listen! I won't listen, I won't listen... I don't want to hear your lies anymore~"
(Still borrowing Ms. Qiong's classic lines, continue to thank Ms. Qiong for her contribution to romantic dramas.)
The handsome man was thoroughly shocked. Although it was just for a moment, his shocked expression didn't escape my keen eyes!
Taking advantage of the handsome man's stunned moment, I quickly got up. But before I could stabilize myself, my clothes were grabbed by sharp claws, and then I was lifted off the ground and flew away.