Ladies, if you are going to get married, marry a network administrator... When you are choosing a husband, please compare the network administrator with the following professions:
Doctors:
Almost all women like to pursue doctors. So don't expect your marriage to last more than five years, because sooner or later he will run away with some nurse or be lured away by a young woman pretending to be sick. These unfortunate events often happen when you have already had several children for him.
Your network administrator husband won't have this kind of thing happen. Because he is so busy that he rarely has time to see you, let alone have the opportunity to come into contact with other women outside of work.
Lawyers:
Do you really think you can maintain an honest and trustworthy relationship with someone who makes a living by lying?
You don't have to worry about your network administrator husband, his poor social skills will make it impossible for him to cover up his lies. There is also another danger in marrying a lawyer, which is that when you divorce, he often wins the lawsuit, leaving you penniless.
Salesmen:
His reliability is even worse than that of a lawyer. Besides, he has to be away from home frequently on business trips, or attend various classes and meetings, mixing with people of similar credibility. If one day you are invited to attend an unheard-of party with a thousand people, don't be surprised.
However, your network administrator husband is confined to the "small cubicle" cage by the company all day, and can't go anywhere except home.
Teachers:
The only goal of men becoming teachers is that they can be surrounded by a large group of youthful and beautiful female students who blindly admire them. As a result, he will soon end up in jail, at which point you will have no choice but to find another man.
Other dangerous professions, such as firefighters and construction workers. If you marry someone like this, even if he doesn't die in an accident,
Your network administrator husband's only risk is that his vision will deteriorate due to staring at the computer all day. This risk is actually beneficial to you: when you grow old, he won't notice, because his vision is blurred. But his memory is very good, and he still remembers how young and beautiful you were when you first met. If you're worried that he's looking at other young women, just ask him: Darling, why do you keep staring at her? He will honestly answer: I can't even see that woman's face!
1. Network administrators are usually unkempt, so there's no need to keep the house too tidy.
2. It's hard for network administrators to have girlfriends, so he will be loyal to the current one.
3. Network administrators are rigid and uninteresting, not really living in human society, but in the world of charts, so you don't have to bother pleasing him.
4. Network administrators view fixing things as entertainment, so when you're angry, you can vent by throwing things around, and he'll happily fix them for you without costing you any money.
5. Network administrators generally have high IQs, so after marrying him, you can have a bunch of smart sons who score full marks, and you can boast to your neighbors.
6. Network administrators spend more time in the lab than at home, so even after marrying him, you will still be quite free.
7. Network administrators have poor eloquence and can't argue with you, so you can verbally insult him to your heart's content.
8. Network administrators value logic the most, so he will obey if you are reasonable. If he is reasonable, just don't argue with him, and he will have no way to deal with you.
9. Apart from the above, network administrators have no charm at all, so you don't have to worry about him having an affair.