Perhaps RRT had simply been a powerful "off" event. Avoid. That's about it. It could be T.A. wasn't running the passages fast enough. Maybe the Silver Eagles' defense just agreed to be organized. Or maybe: the bane is real.
It's none of them to have within all the hocus pocus, but something can be said for the vocal range starlet's effect... well, pretty much everything she hits.
Her music sales.
Her beauty products line.
Her "acting" career.
Her marriage to Chip Lachey.
Her romance with Steve Mayer.
Her association with Dane Cook.
Her rapport: with... well, everyone actually.
The evidence speaks for itself. The collapse of her marriage to Chip Lachey was attributed largely to the excessive exposure they gained with Nick. Her last album tanked in the music industry. Her clothing lines were a complete wash as she scarcely took time to promote them again. Her cosmetics line "Dessert" was a bigger hit with sweets buffs than with form fanatics. And her two latest film partnerships are going straight to a video rental rack in your town, completely skipping the entire theater aspect. Should be Oscar winners? Possibly even a Razzie!!!
But now, it turns out a son of Murphy’s Law has found some great results. She's reuniting with her "Dukes of Hazzard" co-star Willie Nelson and recording a country album—"returning to her southern roots" as she calls it. Her boot and accessory lines are doing rather well with retailers. Hell, even I certainly will admit to owning a fashion shoe: or five. And now this shows the beauty has found her Prince.
Tony Romo simply agreed to be your average guy. He was that wacky kid who was always happy, who also happened to throw a football well. He wore the number 10, for his favorite character in his favorite movie, Roy Hobbs from "The Natural." Pretty neat, right? Eventually, the same silly kid became the starting QB of the Dallas Cowboys. Like that: the Cowboys had seen their Wonderboy. The public from Dallas rejoiced at the name, when the arrival of Romo was acclaimed a new era in Dallas football. It wasn’t long before his success attracted examples of the hottest women Showbiz is offering, the newest one being none other than Jessica Simpson.
Simpson brought her rumored beau, Dallas Quarterback Tony Romo, home to meet the family over Thanksgiving. Both appear to have hit it off as they've been spotted together several times since.
So it's basically true they make their relationship known just before one of the greatest games of the year, Dallas vs. Philadelphia, with significant playoff implications (and home-field advantage) at stake. Come on, man, love elevates the conversation and things get better. What could go wrong?
Dallas' golden boy moved 13 for 35 passing, three interceptions, and four sacks in the 10-6 loss to the Philly Eagles on Sunday. He didn’t just take the wrong turn.
He sheer plummeted.
A buddy of mine calls it the "Hello Mom!" Effect. Sounds logical, doesn’t it?... But, the "Hi Mom! Effect" seems to have some real clout. Remember when you were younger and playing basketball with your friends, nailing three-pointers as if it wasn’t anyone's business???.. Yep?.. Remember what happened when you finally caught your mom's attention, and she watched you try to show off your skills??.. Of course you do. You choked. It's the guys' natural desire to prove his abilities and athletic prowess to impress the woman in his life he likes. And when that woman isn't a mom, but someone significantly different???... Well, the "Gday Mum! Effect" is amplified to the Nth degree. Animalistic??.. Sure. But we're talking about men here, folks. He's supposed to be an established athlete, but a male still is a male: whatever his profession.
Cowboy fans have seen a similar picture before: A beautiful A-lister wearing a lot 10 jersey, sitting in the press box while thanking her man for his toughest playing stats of the season. Back then, it was Jennifer. Now, it's Jessica. The good people of Texas know the pattern. And they're unhappy.
"The Natural" may be the favorite movie, but clearly Romo's never read the novel. I won’t go into indulging any conclusion or doing a couple of highschooler's book report for them, but I will say this: Things don’t end so well for Mr. Roy Hobbs in the end. And the volatile manner: well, everything involving a girl.
"I got a misgiving that girl's the problem," Roy's pop-up suggested.
You're absolutely right there, Nancy. Place. You're absolutely right.
So forget the girls, and stop flinging distractions, Wonderboy!!!!
Until next, it's okay A2Z tony. Tomorrow starts a new month. And Joey Harrington wishes he had your problems.