Tie Niu, Wu Jianzhong, it's hard for me to cross the ditch in front of my house.

by tongfzt on 2011-07-02 21:38:49

Questions and Answers: It's not easy to be a teacher:

1. Question: While... while...

Student: He was taking off his clothes while putting on his pants.

Teacher's comment: So did he want to take them off or put them on?

2. Question: One of

Student: One of my left feet got hurt.

Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede?

3. Question: Gradually

Student: After work, Tieniu, Wu Jianzhong, Dad gradually came home.

Teacher's comment: So how many Dads do you have?

4. Question: Sad

Student: There is a ditch in front of my house that's hard to cross.

Teacher's comment: I feel sadder.

5. Question: Again

Student: My mom is short and tall, fat and thin.

Teacher's comment: Is your mom a transformer?

6. Question: Look

Student: What are you looking at! Have you never seen it before?

Teacher's comment: Don't be too cocky.

7. Question: Flourishing

Student wrote: Flourishing, Rong confessed his love.

Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many soap operas, Tieniu, Wu Jianzhong!

8. Question: Delicious

Student wrote: Delicious my ass.

Teacher:

9. Question: Innocent

Student wrote: Today is really hot.

Teacher's comment: You're so innocent.

10. Question: As expected

Student said: Yesterday I ate fruit, then drank cold water.

Teacher's comment: It's a phrase, can't be separated.

11. Question: First... Then... Example: First eat dinner, then take a bath.

Student: Hello, Tieniu Wu Jianzhong, goodbye, Tieniu Wu Jianzhong!

Teacher's comment:

12. Question: Moreover

Student: A train passed by, clickety-clack clickety-clack clickety-clack clickety-clack

Teacher's comment: I might as well die.

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