1. If you have the right to show off with me, then I have the power to crush you!
2. How can a rural葫芦娃 like me lose to an urban奥特曼like you?
3. We are related, am I not good enough for you?
4. Although I am not pretty, this... I don't lack...
5. I get along well with everyone, and I don't avoid any food!
6. DJ brother, play the music well, and I will treat you to sleep at night...
7. Big brother, remember my number: 13J43Q three Ks and two Aces.
8. Maybe it's afraid of being dropped!
9. Don't send videos as soon as you come up, do you think your home is a TV? One press and there's people...
10. You put soybean paste on your anus - you have nothing better to do!
11. If you piss me off, I'll write your name on my underwear, and fart to death when you see it.
12. You behave more weakly than your kidneys...
13. If a woman is too beautiful, she will be very tired. I used to be very tired because of that, so I dress like this now.
14. Although I cannot have an angel-like appearance, I have a devilish figure.
15. Aren't you just a bit more spirited? What are you without it?
16. Why are you making that face at someone? Is my loan payment due or what?
17. It's already good that I don't protect him, he looks like a sanitary pad!
18. I'm so strong that when I poop, if I call a dog three times and it doesn't come, I will rough it up myself.
19. The pirate ship moves back and forth while doing it, and then it makes sounds like "lun" and "he" when it's done.
20. Oh sh*t, pretending in front of me? I'll have my brothers beat you up.
Who are your brothers? My brothers are called Shunliu...
21. Later, I will give you two a song, why can't lovers be together...
Change another one: I love you but you love her.
Sister-in-law, I will give you a song separately: find a good person and marry him.
Sister-in-law, I bless you to be 19 this year, 18 next year, and go to kindergarten drinking Wahaha...
22. From now on, you follow me, and I'll let you wear sable fur even in summer...
23. What is confusion?
It's kind of vague and unclear...
24. A good boy with long hair, catching a local fox, pretending to be a character from the Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio?
25. I am post-90s, just look a bit older.
You're post-90s? I am also post-90s, but you look like post-Liberation...
26. Those who act pretentiously should be beaten and not indulged!
27. Looks like fog, like rain, and like wind, but just not human...
28. I'M SO F***ING SORRY
29. After a thousand years of cultivation, we can sleep together, so let's all sleep!
30. Thank the agent for packaging me into this B-looking thing!
31. Playing with a big knife in the pocket, it's f***ing annoying!
32. Riding a motorcycle naked, showing off whose dad?
33. Special skill? Defecating on stage and eating it, that would be a real special skill!
34. When speaking, leave some virtue for yourself. Do you still expect to have children with that mouth?
35. How can you say such nasty things with a full set of teeth?
36. Brother, you got scared, what did you drink to kiss me like that?
37. Sit on you and turn you into a specimen.
38. Let me show you a special skill by giving birth to a child for everyone...
39. Why are you dressed so plainly? Did something happen at home?
40. With your IQ, I could play with you a thousand times and never get tired...
41. Real age 18, apparent age 37...
42. Take profits whenever they appear, make small profits but sell a lot!
43. Remember, it was in the first month of 08 that I flew from Jilin to Harbin.
44. Monkeys in the tropics, baboons...
45. Are you trying to start a fight? Which grave exploded and threw you out?
46. Must adhere to international discipline, don't force feeding if it benefits you, go away is your only way out. Force feeding hammers, oh and beats, force feeding again hammer, again oh and beats. Brother (didn't hear clearly, repeated N times, welcome corrections) DON'T force feeding, I'M responding, YOU'RE noisy, go away! Damn it.
47. Just chatting, one step at a time!
48. I yearn for peace, I don't like bloodshed, my corns are quite scary.
49. Hey, don't splash lard around anymore...
Can I splash lard like this? If I could splash oil, it would be worth money!
50. Brother, look at me, do you have the idea of knocking yourself out?
51. The big brother grabbed me and said, what do you want to do? What do you want to do?
The big brother said he wanted to hire me for 3000, I said f*** off.
Someone like you should be hired!
Hire for three years! Will you do it? It's only 30 cents per day...
52. It's very convenient, zxy_Sina Blog A, in summer when a mosquito lands on you, you don't need to swat it, just "hehe" laugh and pinch it dead...
53. Laughing shows all his big teeth, with these big teeth of yours, even a set of mahjong tiles would be left over for a set of military chess.
54. Rapists worry about you, which end should they start from?
Am I so unclear looking?
Brother, look at me, tell me honestly, do you know where to start?