Sauerkraut Superhero Part Seven - Sauerkraut Farting

by anonymous on 2011-05-13 09:16:29

The Super Cai with Seven Smelly Farts

Ever since Cai acquired this smelly skill, he dreamed that one day Rose would also be in trouble and come to him for help. Suddenly one day, he thought about his own stinky appearance, even if he became a superhero, what kind of impression would Rose have of him? He was very troubled by this.

Originally, Cai's skill wasn't as convenient as a weasel farting; it required preparation three days in advance, and the preparation was very uncomfortable. Occasionally doing it once was fine, but doing it every day would lower the quality of life. So, Cai began to ponder how he could find a skill that was both powerful and easy to use.

One day, after eating too many sweet potatoes, while walking with Big Cai on the road, he kept farting. Since learning to fart from the weasel, his farts had great power. First, he bruised Big Cai's leg who was walking behind him. In "Super Cai Part Thirteen - Goodbye Rose," Big Cai was limping when Cai let out another fart. This fart shook the nearby willow tree until its trunk broke and leaves fell all over. Big Cai was very surprised and said to him: Cai, instead of working on your stink, why don't you work on your farts?

Cai started to think deeply inside. Whether it's stink or farts, what I want is the power of a superhero. Nowadays, letting out a fart is so easy and convenient. If I practice more, my farts will become powerful, which is much easier than releasing stink. When I see Rose, I won't feel awkward anymore. Thus, Cai started practicing his farting skills at home again, day after day, gradually reaching perfection. As seen in "Super Cai Part Two - Cai and the Butterfly."

Once, while Cai was out on an errand, he saw a family demolishing their house. It was very hot, and the people on the roof were sweating profusely, like ants slowly pressing the tiles. Cai immediately got worried and asked the people on the roof to come down, telling them he could demolish the house instantly. Although the people demolishing the house didn't quite believe him, they came down and surrounded Cai to watch. Cai then aimed his butt at the house, and with a loud "boom," the house collapsed. Everyone applauded him.

Seeing his ability, the homeowner asked Cai for another favor, saying that a tunnel was being dug on the East Mountain, filled with huge rocks, making it very difficult. They asked Cai to go and help.

Surrounded by a crowd, Cai proudly arrived at the East Mountain, struck a pose, and began to destroy the mountain. With a loud boom, clouds of dust obscured the sky. When everyone opened their eyes, they realized something bad had happened. The mountain hadn't been split open, but a bridge nearby under construction had collapsed. It turned out that Cai was too proud, and without aiming properly, he started farting carelessly. Now he had caused a big disaster. People from the other side came over demanding compensation. Cai was stunned because a bridge costs millions, and his family couldn't afford such compensation. Just as Cai was at a loss, the tunnel diggers offered a deal: if Cai could successfully collapse five tunnels in the mountain, they would help him repair the bridge. Without hesitation, Cai agreed. He stayed in the mountain for three months, learning no new skills, but turning his face purple every day, working tirelessly day and night to fart, eventually collapsing the five tunnels. During this time, he went crazy thinking about Rose but couldn't see her because the East Mountain was too far from home.

After several months of hard work, Cai finally completed the task. From then on, Cai was never arrogant again because he realized that regardless of how great one's abilities are, arrogance leads to disaster.

Cai felt that understanding this truth was more meaningful than learning any skill, and this meaning was only second to meeting Rose.