Nonsense
Category: Humor Added Time: December 7, 2010 15:01:30 Source: Admin Clicks: 53
Man: What have you been busy with lately?
Woman: Making money.
Man: Where are you busy at?
Woman: In China.
Man: I thought you were abroad.
Woman: I'm on the moon.
Man: I'll come and find you then.
Woman: Then you need to report to King Yama first.
Man: Do you know why I called you today?
Woman: No.
Man: Because today is a good day, three sixes: Saturday, August 16 in the Gregorian calendar, July 16 in the lunar calendar. Everyone has two slaves, everyone is a prince and princess, many people are getting married today.
Woman: Why don't you have a wedding too?
Man: I regret it a bit. All that should be done has been done. I called you because I was wondering if there's a second chance.
Woman: You can get a divorce and then remarry, wouldn't that give you a second chance?
Man: I've set my eyes on you.
Woman: No way, I'm too old. Yesterday I even planned to buy a cane (actually in her twenties).
Man: For me, it was love at first sight.
Woman: No way, my first glance can scare people to death, my second glance can scare ghosts to death. Is there something wrong with your eyes?
Man: Then let me check.
Woman: Alright, tomorrow I'll bring a pair of tweezers, pluck out your eyeballs first, and see if the blood vessels underneath are clear. If not, I'll suck them out over the toilet.
Man: My goodness, I feel cold down my spine now. Am I really seeing a ghost?
Woman: Haha, better run for your life!