Nonsense

by wenxue126 on 2011-05-06 09:10:32

Nonsense

Category: Humor Added Time: December 7, 2010 15:01:30 Source: Admin Clicks: 53

Man: What have you been busy with lately?

Woman: Busy making money.

Man: Where are you busy?

Woman: In China.

Man: I thought you were abroad.

Woman: I'm on the moon.

Man: I'll come find you.

Woman: Then you need to check in with King Yama first.

Man: Do you know why I called you today?

Woman: No.

Man: Because today is a good day, three sixes: Saturday, solar calendar August, winter trees. 16, lunar calendar 7.16 |, many people are getting married today.

Woman: Why don't you have a wedding too?

Man: I regret it a little. Everything that should be done has been done. I called you to see if there's a second chance.

Woman: You could get divorced and then remarried, wouldn't that give you a second chance?

Man: I've taken a liking to you.

Woman: Impossible, I am too old (though actually only in my twenties). Yesterday, I was even thinking of buying a cane.

Man: For me, it was love at first sight.

Woman: No way, my first glance scares people to death, and my second glance scares ghosts. Is there something wrong with your eyes?

Man: Then let me show you.

Woman: Alright, tomorrow I'll bring a pair of tweezers, pluck out your eyeballs first, and check if the blood vessels underneath are unblocked. If not, I'll suck them out over the toilet.

Man: My goodness! My back is freezing cold. Have I really seen a ghost?

Woman: Haha, better run for your life!