Nonsense
Category: Humor Added Time: December 7, 2010 15:01:30 Source: Admin Clicks: 53
Man: What have you been busy with lately?
Woman: Busy making money.
Man: Where are you busy?
Woman: In China.
Man: I thought you were abroad.
Woman: I'm on the moon.
Man: I'll come find you.
Woman: Then you need to check in with King Yama first.
Man: Do you know why I called you today?
Woman: No.
Man: Because today is a good day, three sixes: Saturday, solar calendar August, winter trees. 16, lunar calendar 7.16 |, many people are getting married today.
Woman: Why don't you have a wedding too?
Man: I regret it a little. Everything that should be done has been done. I called you to see if there's a second chance.
Woman: You could get divorced and then remarried, wouldn't that give you a second chance?
Man: I've taken a liking to you.
Woman: Impossible, I am too old (though actually only in my twenties). Yesterday, I was even thinking of buying a cane.
Man: For me, it was love at first sight.
Woman: No way, my first glance scares people to death, and my second glance scares ghosts. Is there something wrong with your eyes?
Man: Then let me show you.
Woman: Alright, tomorrow I'll bring a pair of tweezers, pluck out your eyeballs first, and check if the blood vessels underneath are unblocked. If not, I'll suck them out over the toilet.
Man: My goodness! My back is freezing cold. Have I really seen a ghost?
Woman: Haha, better run for your life!