Pickled vegetable one of the superman: pickled vegetables and eggs
Before becoming a superhero, pickled vegetables were once riding a tricycle in a hurry through the market when they accidentally bumped into an egg. Due to panic, he didn't realize it. The egg was unhappy now and called him saying: "Hey pickled radish, you hit me and didn't even apologize before leaving, that's too impolite."
Huh? The pickled vegetable was stunned. The egg continued: "Fortunately, I have a hard shell, otherwise I would have been scraped and bled by you. What, you still don't want to admit it?" "Nowhere, nowhere, I was in such a rush that I accidentally bumped into you. Sorry," said the pickled vegetable.
"Now you're saying sorry, but it's already too late," the egg said unreasonably. "Then what do you suggest I do?" asked the pickled vegetable. After thinking for a moment, the pickled vegetable said: "Egg, look, you're round and so am I. Although I'm not as perfect and delicate as you now, we must be from the same family five hundred years ago. Moreover, my cousin tea egg and I were classmates at the Pickling Academy. So please don't take it to heart."
"Pickled vegetable head, don't try to get close to me. I won't fall for your tricks. If you don't give me two spoons of sugar today, I won't let you go." The pickled vegetable was in a hurry, so he had no choice but to scoop two spoons of sugar from his tricycle for the egg to settle the matter.
During dinner, the pickled vegetable mentioned this incident to his mother, Mapo pancake. Upon hearing this, she became angry and said: "I've long known that the whole egg family are bad eggs. Look at the father of the egg, a big man who wears a shiny colorful coat every day just to sing and boast about himself. Every morning when others are sleeping soundly, he has to get up and practice his voice, disturbing everyone's sleep. And the mother of the egg, looking dirty and messy, never tidies up. That day when I went to her house, she was hatching eggs with her butt naked without wearing pants. Every time she lays an egg, she boasts about it all over the street, making sure everyone knows. They are indeed a couple who love to show off, and thus gave birth to such an ill-mannered child."
"Hey, mom, don't be mad. It's all over now, it's not a big deal," the pickled vegetable consoled his mother.