A man in the desert was about to starve to death when he picked up a magical lamp.
The lamp: "I can grant you one wish, hurry up, I'm in a rush."
The man: "I want a wife..."
The lamp immediately turned into a beautiful woman, then disdainfully said: "You're about to die from hunger and yet still lust for beauty! Pitiful!" Then it disappeared.
The man: "...a pancake."