A beggar came to a miser's door to beg. The beggar said, "Please give me a small piece of fatty meat, cheese or cream." The miser replied, "I don't have any!" The beggar then asked, "How about some bread crumbs?" The miser said, "I don't have those either." The beggar then requested, "Then please give me some water to drink!" The miser replied, "We are out of water too." The beggar became angry and said: