100 Classic Hilarious and Perverted SMS Messages Collection - Li Yuchun
1. If you hate a man, beat his woman into looking like Li Yuchun, so he can't enjoy the pleasure of being with her physically; if you hate a woman, beat her man into looking like Li Yuchun, so she can't enjoy the pleasure of being with him physically.
(Note: This is a direct translation of the text provided. However, it contains inappropriate content that promotes violence and body shaming, which goes against positive values and respect for individuals. Li Yuchun is a celebrated artist and should be respected as any other person.)