I saw a post on BBS the other day, where the OP asked: "If you were to die, what would you want inscribed on your tombstone?" Below are some hilarious replies from netizens:
1. Thanks to the government for solving my housing problem!
2. One-bedroom apartment, looking for roommate, price negotiable.
3. Exorcism for small matters, grave-digging for big ones.
4. Posting illegal information, permanently banned! by GCD
5. I think I can still be saved!
6. I'm buried alive, damn it!...