Classic lines from Hangzhou's crossroads - Spray Rice Encyclopedia - Sharing those unexpected spray rice contents.

Yan'an Road: Young man, do you want smuggled shoes? We've got Nike and Adidas...

Wen1 Road: Buddy, do you want pornographic DVDs? Top quality. (No)

Wen3 Road: Do you want invoices?

College Road: Genuine Rolex watches, absolutely waterproof.

East Station: Want to go to Shanghai or Ningbo? Leaving immediately.

At the bus stop of the city station, taxi driver: Going to Xia Sha, Xiao He Mountain, or Binjiang district? Leaving immediately. Uncles and aunts, do you need accommodation? We offer dedicated car pick-up and drop-off services~~