A Day in the New China during a Prosperous Era (流水账) Note: "流水账" is a Chinese term that literally means "stream of accounts" and often refers to a detailed, chronological record or diary-like description. In English, it might not have a direct equivalent, so depending on context, it could be translated as "(Diary Entry)" or "(Detailed Account)". If you'd like a more natural translation, we could say: A Day in the New China during a Prosperous Era (Diary Entry)

Woke up in the morning, brushed my teeth with Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste containing excessive diethylene glycol, washed my face with smelly blue algae water, mixed a bottle of Nestle milk powder with excessive iodine for my son, drank a cup of soya bean milk from a black workshop, ate several steamed buns whitened by sulfur fumigation, and had some pickled mustard tubers soaked in dirty water. I put a zongzi made in 2005 by Anhui people into my bag, and watched the broken Jiujiang Bridge on TV.

When going to work, I found my car stolen when I went out. I reported it to the police, who said that I should register first and they would call me when they happened to find it.

Forget it, let's save energy and take the bus. There were really a lot of people on the bus. My mobile phone was not placed well and was accidentally borrowed by a little Xinjiang person.

At noon, I went to KFC with my colleagues to eat Sudan Red fried chicken and drink a glass of Coke with excessive benzene. In the afternoon, I called a friend and heard her sobbing. She probably lost money in stock trading. I invited her to a newly opened restaurant where we ate dishes cooked with gutter oil, including spicy eels grown with contraceptive drugs, hot and spicy crayfish fished from stinky ditches, and stir-fried spinach with high pesticide residues. The boss served us a cup of Biluochun tea exceeding the standard level of heavy metals by 100 times, and some beer containing formaldehyde. When settling the bill, it was 168 yuan (too expensive, no discount), lucky! The boss gave me back a counterfeit note.

On the way home, I was knocked down by a BMW. Luckily, he didn't turn back to run me over. When I was about to sleep, I was choked by the formaldehyde from the newly decorated house, tears streaming down. I had to cover my head with a black-hearted cotton quilt. Thinking of the 400,000 yuan loan plus interest on the house, I tossed and turned until dawn without closing my eyes.

Just got up and heard sirens. When I opened the door, I saw four military vehicles of Hebei Tangshan Black Gang roaring away. Wow, what a beauty! Fortunately, they were not coming for me! Suddenly, the phone rang. When I picked it up, the person on the other end said: "Erdan, go quickly. I saw your cousin in the black brick kiln in Shanxi on TV!"