1. Treasure life, stay away from the Chinese national football team.
2. Smoking is harmful to health, and watching the Chinese national football team is harmful to life.
3. Watching the Premier League costs money, but watching the Chinese national football team could cost your life.
4. The proper use of digital TV can effectively prevent you from watching the Chinese national football team.
5. Playing against the Chinese national football team isn't a disease, but it sure feels like it.
6. If the Chinese team can score a goal, I will surrender myself! - Osama bin Laden