Theoretically, more than 90% of people will get drunk before the age of 30. As for what people look like after getting drunk, it can be said that there are all kinds of amusing behaviors that make people chuckle.
Today, let's take a look at the myriad postures of being drunk.
1: I want to count stars
At the year-end gathering of the company, a usually very steady colleague had bloodshot eyes that day. Seeing the situation, the leader quickly asked me to send him home. But when I hailed a taxi, this colleague refused to get in the car and instead sat on the curb with great enthusiasm. I saw him look up and say heroically to the sky: "Who says the stars in the sky can't be counted? Tonight, I'm going to count them all!"
2: Stopping a police car
Once during dinner, a buddy drank quite a bit but seemed relatively sober, so we didn't pay much attention to him. When the dinner was over, this buddy suddenly rushed to the middle of the road and stopped a patrolling 110 police car. Then he pulled open the car door and loudly said to the police inside: "I know your car costs one yuan per kilometer (Qingdao's taxi rate is one yuan per kilometer), but you don't have to write it so big for me to see. Do you think I'm nearsighted?"
3: Business is really good
When we went to a restaurant for dinner, one of the buddies went to the restroom halfway through. When he came back, he mysteriously told us: "This hotel's business is too good, even the restroom has two tables!"
Just as everyone was feeling strange, a group of people rushed over, grabbed the buddy, and wanted to beat him up. Of course, we wouldn't let them, so we asked them: "He didn't offend you, why are you beating him?"
"Why are we beating him? We were eating well when this guy went into our private room and urinated and then left."
4: Car leaking oil
There was a rather cool buddy who once wore leather pants and rode a motorcycle to a dinner gathering. After a bout of heavy drinking, everyone started to leave. When we parted ways by the roadside, this buddy suddenly had to urinate, so he walked to a tree, didn't unbutton his leather pants, but only loosened his belt. I saw him holding his belt and started relieving himself against the tree with great comfort.
When he finished, he was still shaking his belt vigorously.
Then, he pushed out his motorcycle. Just as he was about to start it, he noticed a wet patch on the ground under his leather pants. So, he asked us in confusion: "Strange, why is my car leaking oil?"
5: Showering cash
Back when I worked at the newspaper, there was a colleague who had an especially legendary hobby - whenever he got drunk, he liked to give money to people, one hundred yuan each, telling them to take a taxi home. If anyone refused, he would get angry with them, almost wanting to beat them up.
But the next day, he would feel extremely wronged and go to each person, putting on a pitiful face: "Big brother, please return the money I gave you yesterday."
Interestingly, the same incident of giving away money happened to him within the same month.