Grade teacher taught us to know poultry animals. Teacher: "There is a kind of animal with two legs, every morning when the sun comes up, it will call you to get up and keep calling until you get up. Which animal is it?"
I answered, "Mom!" which almost made the teacher laugh out of breath.
After the mid-term exam, when I went home, Mom asked me how I did. I said there was only one question I didn't fill in.
Mom asked what the question was, my dear son?
I said, there was a question about 3 times 7 equals what, I didn't care about the details and just filled in 15.
My mom sprayed the water she had just drunk onto my dad's face. Wow, I am so great!
Dad then asked me about school.
"Dear son," Dad asked, "Is your female teacher satisfied with you?"
"Yes, Dad, very satisfied," I replied.
"How do you know? Did she say that to you directly?"
"Of course, Dad. The other day she told me, 'If all the students were like you, I would leave the school immediately!' This shows that I have already learned everything."
My dad fainted on the spot...
In math class, the teacher asked, "What is 1+1?" I said I didn't know. The teacher told me to go home and ask. I asked Mom, who was cooking and told me to get out. I asked Dad, who was watching a game and shouted "Cool!" I asked my sister, who was singing and sang "BABY". I asked my brother, who was on the phone and said, "I'm waiting for you outside."
The next day, the teacher asked, "What is 1+1?" I said, "Go away!"
The teacher gave me a glare, I shouted "Cool!" The teacher scolded me as a food bucket, I counter-scolded as despicable. The teacher said, "Go away!" I said, "BABY, I'm waiting for you outside." Our math teacher had high blood pressure again and fainted on the spot...
Later, the school changed the teacher and let us write sentences. I completed the homework calmly, and the teacher looked at me with new eyes. The sentences I wrote are:
Sad------The big ditch in front of our house is sad.
If------Canned food is not as nutritious as fruit juice.
Innocent------Today is really hot, it's a good day for swimming.
Very------My younger sister only scored ten points in math.