1. The Ant's Grief --
The ant married the elephant, and one day, the elephant suddenly died. Others consoled her not to be too heartbroken, but the ant sat on the ground and cried loudly: "How can I not be sad? I don't need to do anything else in my life—just burying him will take all my effort!"
2. The Mushroom --
In a mental hospital, there was a 60-year-old old woman who wore a set of white clothes and pants every day, holding a black umbrella, squatting by the door. The doctor thought: To cure the patient's illness, he must have a deeper understanding of her. So, this doctor also dressed in white clothes and pants, holding a black umbrella, squatting at the door every day. After three months, the patient finally spoke. She said to the doctor: "Are you a mushroom too?"
3. My Father --
Little John proudly told his friend: "My dad is a priest, and some people call him 'Reverend Priest.'" Little Paul said: "My dad is a religious leader, everyone calls him 'Your Excellency.'" Little Rakuus was不服气 (unconvinced) and said: "What's so great about that? My dad weighs 180 kilograms, and when people see him, they all shout, 'Oh, my God!'"
4. Beautiful Mom --
A: My mom is the most beautiful in the world.
B: My mom is the most beautiful—she has prominent ears, a water barrel waist, elephant legs, and cherry big lips.
A: My mom has cherry small lips, little ears, a centipede waist, mantis legs, and she's as thin as a stick.
C: Actually, neither of your moms are the most beautiful—the Earth mom is the most beautiful!
5. The Pastor and the Students --
A group of students were listening to the pastor lecture, and one student fell asleep. The pastor saw this and, to wake him up, asked: "Students who want to go to heaven, please stand up." All the students stood up, except for the sleeping student. Then the pastor asked: "Students who want to go to hell, please stand up." At this point, the student woke up, hurriedly stood up, looked around, and seeing no one else standing, he asked curiously: "Teacher, why are you and I the only ones standing?"
6. Mice Bragging --
Three mice were bragging together:
A: "I eat rat poison as snacks every day."
B: "I exercise on the mousetrap every day."
C: "I don't have time to chat with you guys—I need to go home and sleep with the cat!"