Classic lines:
1. If you're going to be a man, be a man like King Kong -- fighting planes on the tallest building in the world for the woman you love!
2. A man's hands are his best assets -- I've finally discovered my hidden talent... (Willing to make my hands rough for the one I love!)
3. What's there to be afraid of?! Losing your J*J will just leave a scar the size of a bowl.
5. It's said that from the Milky Way, the only thing visible on Earth is my little J*J...
6. I swallowed a love potion, and the world immediately became sensual~
11. The statement "Japanese people are human" belongs to: A. Simile; B. Hyperbole; C. Metonymy; D. Personification.
14. Grandfathers all used to be grandsons.
15. I'm an atheist, but at night I don't dare admit it!
26. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles say: To live life well, you need to carry a bit of green on your back!
28. When I sleep face down, I F*CK the Earth; when I sleep on my back, I F*CK the entire universe!
30. Boss, give me two jin of true love, I'll take it home to feed my dog!!
33. When daytime once again pins nighttime down on the bed, the sun is born...
37. If you need to pee, do it right away; don't wait until you have nothing left and are just shaking your bird!
40. Promises are like calling someone's mom; talk about it all you want, but it never comes true.
61. Don't hang yourself on one tree; try a few nearby trees and die a few more times~
69. God pointed to all the nations of the world and said to me: "Bow down to me, and all this can be yours!" I refused God because I'm already married!
72. Pony Ma privately said: Six months of chatting on QQ is better than ten years of studying Chinese!
75. When you poop, leave half behind so you don't get hungry too quickly~
77. When payday came, the accountant told me: "You can collect your salary every six months, there aren't enough coins around now..."
83. The best way to make a man cherish something is to let him never get it; the best way to make a woman cherish something is to keep satisfying her.
87. Don't set your bank card password as your boyfriend's birthday, it's troublesome to keep changing it~
91. Grandpa said: "If Jay Chou were to become a monk, he'd definitely be a good one, because his chanting sounds great..."
93. I want to play rock-paper-scissors with Doraemon and make him go bankrupt!!
94. If I had 5 million, aside from not trading my parents, everything else is up for grabs!