StarCraft II Official FAQ... awesome translation

by gogole111 on 2007-06-01 00:30:25

 

??From UCG Editor's Blog..

??Original Address: http://blog.levelup.cn/members/polygon/archives/2007/13849.shtml

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??Q: What is "StarCraft 2"?

??A: "StarCraft 2" is the most awesome real-time strategy game in this universe. Like its predecessor, this time it still features three races engaging in 3P (Protoss-fuck, Terran-fuck and Zerg-fuck). All things you can think of have been updated by us. You guys just wait until you piss your pants.

??Q: When will the game be released?

??A: It's too early to talk about this issue now. This is a Blizzard game, so boys can spend as much time as they want on it. The only thing you need to do is to wait for us. If we get annoyed by your questions, we might cancel this game.

??Q: What are the differences between 2 and 1?

??A: Go ask your elementary school teacher about this question. Even using your heels, you should know the answer. Haven't I answered this in my first question? All things you can think of have been updated by us. Remember to update your computer.

??Q: Can multiple players participate in the story mode?

??A: Yes, if you find it boring to play alone, call your friends to PK together. As many Ps as you want. Our battle.net is the best in the universe, which will definitely make you shit and piss with excitement.

??Q: What will the story of the second generation be like? Will characters from the first generation appear in the second?

??A: I won't tell even if I'm killed.

??Q: How many CG animations will be included in the game?

??A: As the best CG animation in this universe, we plan to let you watch until you vomit this time.

??Q: Is there pressure in releasing such a highly anticipated game?

??A: Pressure? I think our biggest pressure lies in giving too much pressure to other manufacturers. I'm afraid they will all jump off buildings after "StarCraft 2".

??Q: Will the game be released simultaneously in multiple countries in localized languages?

??A: Internationalism must be realized...

??Q: Will there be expansion packs?

??A: People shouldn't be greedy to this extent.

??Q: Will there be a home console version of SC2?

??A: Home consoles are dead.

??Q: After the release of SC2, can we still play the first one through battle.net?

??A: Yes, but...