1. One day, after finishing a withdrawal transaction for a male customer, I reminded him: "Please take good care of your card." Then I noticed that his handbag's zipper wasn't closed, so I added: "Please zip it up." The customer immediately bent down to check, and my colleagues burst into laughter.
2. Once, a customer didn't know how to use the ATM, so a consultant taught him. After inserting the card into the machine, the consultant said, "Please enter your password here..." Unexpectedly, the customer leaned down and softly spoke his six-digit withdrawal password towards the computer screen. He had mistaken "enter the password" for "say the password."
3. A guy always messed up the accounting, delaying his colleagues from leaving work on time. One day, when his colleagues had almost finished but he still hadn't balanced his dollars, this guy started singing leisurely: "Where there is injustice, there am I, where there is injustice, there am I..."
4. Once, right after answering a call from my little daughter, the phone rang again. Everything was normal at first, but suddenly I said, "You need to be a good girl!" There was silence on the other end...
5. When we first started not requiring forms to be filled out, a customer came to deposit money. After finishing the transaction, I handed over the form with both hands respectfully and said, "Please write down your withdrawal password (it should have been name) on the line below." The customer immediately became very cautious.
6. On a lunch break one day, a colleague was thinking about having noodles instead of rice for lunch. When a customer came to withdraw money, as they were leaving, the colleague kindly said, "Please take your noodles (it should have been cash), and welcome to come again next time."
7. "Please go to the form-filling counter to fill out the ×× form" was mistakenly said as "Please go to the observatory to fill out the form" or "Please go to the bar to fill out the form."
8. After working in savings for a long time, I suddenly became the lobby manager. While helping a customer buy funds through online banking, I pointed at the small keyboard, wanting the customer to input their password, but unexpectedly said, "Please sign here."
9. A customer's card got swallowed by the ATM due to improper operation. The customer was extremely anxious and immediately went to the window, red-faced, asking, "Comrade, my card swallowed the machine! What should I do?" The guy at the window not only didn't laugh, but instead remained exceptionally calm and replied, "Ah, now I understand why a machine was missing during the morning inspection today. It turns out it was swallowed by your card!" All the colleagues burst out laughing, and the customer couldn't stop laughing either.
10. Once, a customer entered the wrong password N times, and finally got it right. My colleague, an older sister, then told the customer, "You can't forget your password, it'll cause trouble. Don't watch TV when you get home tonight, memorize it well."