When I was reading, there was a beauty in our class who liked to guess riddles. One day after class, she grinned at me and said, "I'll tell you a riddle. If you can guess it, I will do whatever you want. But I think you can't guess it, hehe..."
Looking at her face with that kind of contemptuous smile, I said, "OK, tell me, there is no riddle in the world that I can't solve!!"
Then she said, "It's as big as a palm, hairy, and has a black hole in the middle. What do you think it is?" After she finished, she smirked at me.
After hearing it, I didn't know what to say. But then I turned my mind around, smiled at her, and gave her a flirtatious look, saying, "I also have a riddle for you, which is somewhat similar to yours. Why don't you try to guess it - nine inches long, hard, and we are very close."
After hearing it, her face turned red, and she got upset, saying that I was flirting with her. She cried and called the teacher. The teacher asked me what happened, so I told him about the riddle-guessing incident between her and me. After hearing it, the teacher got angry! He said, "Look at you two, what nonsense! Both of you write a self-criticism tomorrow!"
The girl heard it and felt even more wronged, saying, "My riddle is not nonsense!"
Teacher: "Oh, then what is it?"
"It's a cow's ear!"
After hearing it, the teacher was surprised for a while, and got extremely angry, saying to me, "Look at you, her answer is a cow's ear. What is your answer?"
"My answer is a cow's horn"
After hearing it, the teacher burst out laughing...