Yes yes, I'm a virgin, and I've got the certificate! -

by nb110 on 2008-11-17 10:13:44

There was a man who was kind-hearted and humorous, despising the world, ignoring the advice of relatives and friends, and marrying a beautiful young lady. On their wedding night, they blew out the candle and went to bed. The young lady, experienced in such matters, quickly aroused the man to a state of great excitement. The young lady, having realized her dream of becoming a good wife, felt moved and wanted to take this opportunity to confess her past and start a new life. So she said: "You know, I'm not a virgin."

Man: "Walking on paths others have walked before, it's less likely to hurt your feet. I like it."

Young Lady: "At 18, I met a department head surnamed Jiao who tricked me into going to Hong Kong."

Man: "The Pearl of the Orient, not bad; I want to follow the department head's route for a one-day tour."

Young Lady: "Not long after, he gave me to the yellow-named general manager of the oil company, who took me to the Gulf to talk about oil."

Man: "I want to learn from the general manager, move into the Gulf, and drill for oil."

Young Lady: "The general manager had no conscience and left me with an Iraqi businessman."

Man: "The Iraqis are being bullied, I want to send them bullets."

Young Lady: "When the Gulf War broke out, I was captured by Japanese soldiers."

Man: "Grandma! Let me in, I'll wipe out those Japanese devils."

Young Lady: "The Japanese soldiers flattered the Americans and gave me to the American soldiers."

Man: "The situation is urgent, I must go immediately to rescue Private Ryan."

After saying this, he whipped his horse and rode off...

Soon, the man burst out laughing: "Damn! You tricked me, the hymen is so thick."

The young lady also laughed and said: "What's your hurry? That's my sanitary napkin!"

... After everything was over, the young lady became very gentle: "Husband, did you feel good?"

The man thought for a moment and said: "It's like... taking a trip on a spaceship."

The young lady was overjoyed and quickly asked: "My goodness! Is it that dizzy?"

The man replied slowly: "Vast and boundless, empty without any boundaries!"