Single life: no expenses, no burden, independent, make decisions quickly,
no sweeping, no bed-making, no nagging, no kneeling,
no watching others' faces, no fear of wife, no quarrels, no tears,
all income is self-disposed, spending freely, full authority in the house,
friends gather, talking nonsense, attending dinners, satisfying the stomach,
can eat and can starve, can drink and can get drunk, can love and can hate, can endure and can sleep,
day and night on the Internet, chatting and flirting with girls, making sweet talks, being bold,
constantly making moves, frequently dating, hugging and kissing, without any scruples,
tired from running around, physically and mentally exhausted, but still doing things in my own way, without regrets,
life is short, freedom is precious, being single is great, long live the bachelors!
Dedicated to friends on Singles' Day, November 11th.