Ge You: If I were to marry into your family, how do I get to your place?
Luo Haiqiong (Miao ethnic girl): First take a flight to Kunming, then a day's long-distance bus ride to Mengzi, then a car to Pingbian, then a day on a tractor, and finally a day on an ox cart to get to our home.
Ge You: If things don't work out between us, can we get a divorce?
Luo Haiqiong: My brother will break your legs.