(1)
Fan Wei: Should we speak Chinese or English?
Ge You: It's up to you. Whichever you feel more comfortable with.
Fan Wei: Then let's speak our mother tongue. Nice to meet you...
(2)
Ge You: Aren't you causing trouble? I posted a matrimonial ad.
Feng Yuanzheng: Your ad didn't say "no men".
Ge You: Isn't that self-evident? I'm not gay. Are you...?
Feng Yuanzheng: Yes, I am. How do you know you're not? I used to think I wasn't either, until later when I realized I was just afraid to face it.
(3)
Ge You: If I were to become an inverted son-in-law, how do I get to your place?
Luo Haiqiong (a Miao ethnic girl): First take a flight to Kunming, then a day-long bus ride to Mengzi, then by car to Pingbian, then a day on a tractor, and finally a day on an ox cart to get to my home.
Ge You: If things don't work out between us, can we get divorced?
Luo Haiqiong: My brother will break your legs.