For a girl to grow into a woman,
She needs her mother to teach her, step by step,
Smacker Monster's mother is very accomplished,
Just a bit careless, not very feminine,
In this lesson, Smacker Monster fell behind.
For a girl to grow into a woman,
She must gradually transform under the nourishment of love,
Smacker Monster had a period of loneliness,
And fell behind in this lesson as well.
There is a question for the girls who are lagging behind:
"What were you doing when others were having their first loves?"
Studying hard makes up the majority of answers.
Smacker Monster felt slightly relieved that it wasn't part of the majority among the lagging girls.
When others were having their first loves, Smacker Monster was reading comic books.