Bizarre explanations from the百科 of cute girls gone wild

The beauties (genus name: Hydra, the male ones are called beautiful youths, except for gender differences, all other parts are basically the same, hereafter referred to as beauties) are one of the most evil and manipulative creatures in the universe. They are demons living in the two-dimensional world. These monsters transform into human appearances to seduce unsuspecting otaku men and yaoi women. Once these otaku men and yaoi women are charmed by them, their brains will be eaten piece by piece, thus becoming brain-damaged or even brain-dead.

As far as we know, the cute appearance of beauties is a transformation. Their true appearance is extremely ugly and terrifying, even more so than dinosaurs. If their real appearance is seen, the viewer will inevitably die instantly.

More than 80% of electronic games in the world, especially visual novels, have already been controlled by beauties. Only "Channing Calls People Bad" and "School Days" have bravely exposed the true nature of beauties (those beauties did not go bad, nor was there any trouble with the shrine god; it was just that their true evil side came out). Here, we pay tribute to the authors of these two works!

According to legend, it is said that in ancient times, there was a pervert named Hercules who killed a female beauty (actually one of his own kind), thus becoming the target of attack by all beauties. It is said that Hercules was finally torn apart by five horses in Greece, dying in a miserable way.

As far as we know, very few people have seen the true appearance of beauties. The only survivor after seeing their appearance (name withheld) also went insane due to extreme mental shock. However, from his occasional coherent statements when mentally stable, we know that this creature has nine heads, and its head and body look very similar to a snake's head, but the tail looks like a scorpion. Its mouth is full of sharp teeth, its eyes emit an extremely fierce light, it has no hair, and its entire body is covered with shiny silver scales. Its appearance is extremely terrifying, completely contrary to what he had imagined.

Classification:

Loli (species name: Hydra Lolitas)

Shota (species name: Hydra Shoutas)

Older sister (species name: Hydra Oneesania)

Big brother (species name: Hydra Anikium)

Auntie (species name: Hydra Obasanis)

Pervert (species name: Hydra Chikanos)

Beautiful woman/man/cute girl/cool guy (species name: Hydra venustas)

Young model (species name: Hydra Modellum)

Disasters caused by beauties:

In recent years, due to the proliferation of beauties, many people, especially otaku and yaoi women, have suffered from the severe brain damage known as the two-dimensional withdrawal syndrome. Even the normally crazy encyclopedia has been occupied by these people, so they wrote an entry about beauties, speaking on behalf of beauties, which is quite undesirable. Currently, the situation has become irreparable. The best solution is to kill those who wrote the entry and normalize the crazy encyclopedia.

Methods to deal with beauties:

Currently, there is no best method found to deal with beauties. However, if you really want to escape from beauties, you can consider doing the following things:

Turn off your home TV.

Unless it is related to business and study, absolutely do not use the computer.

Do not watch animations and comics, especially those made in Japan.

If you see a woman on the street, please stay away immediately, otherwise, you might become the next victim.

Castrate yourself and destroy your eyes.

Practice the seed divine power of gays to beat them up (see the video below).

If all the above methods are ineffective, Crazy Encyclopedia suggests: then just wait to die!

Other matters:

As far as we know, the only human in the universe who knows how to subdue these demons is the famous martial artist Sun Yat-sen. His three sets of boxing techniques - Dark Foot, Dark Fist, and Dark Body - are currently the only methods that can deal with beauties, beautiful women, beautiful youths, loli, shota, etc., which are man-eating demons attracting prey with their bright appearances. However, in recent years, the Shinto priests of the Land of Female Idols in the East have also been able to subdue these demons and make them warriors of the Female Idol Country to attack enemies. It is claimed that the reason these Shinto priests can achieve this is that after the fall of the Great Japanese Empire, the Imperial Parliament reflected deeply and realized that only these beauties and their counterparts such as beautiful women, beautiful youths, loli, shota, etc., which attract prey with their bright appearances, can truly control cuteness. And only the three sets of boxing techniques invented by the famous Chinese martial artist Sun Yat-sen - Dark Foot, Dark Fist, and Dark Body - can effectively subdue the aforementioned man-eating demons and tame them. Therefore, although the state officially abolished the national Shinto, in fact, it spent a lot of money subsidizing civilian Shinto priests to learn Sun Yat-sen's three sets of boxing techniques - Dark Foot, Dark Fist, and Dark Body - to subdue these man-eating demons. It is claimed that this measure has been successful so far. However, all of this was the highest secret until recently and was only declassified recently.