1. NOKIA music phone. Singer, phone, revolving chair, new, year, good. Every time I see it, I feel a lump in my throat and my heart tightens. I strongly suggest that people with heart disease should not watch it. Every time, even I, a normal person, want to rush up and pinch three little flies to death, just to make the world a bit more peaceful. What can I say, it's my fate to be like Sun Wukong.
Upon later reflection, I realized that this advertisement seemed to imply "li hua style" poetry, and seemed to hint at acrostic poems. Once again, I bow in shame at my own ignorance.
2. A beautiful woman runs wildly, with a leopard (in another version, an ugly-looking man) chasing after her... The woman turns back and shouts "Why are you chasing me?", the leopard answers, "I need urgent cough syrup."
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