"See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil" - An Open Letter on the Dali Love Poop Wedding

by guangchedan on 2011-03-22 12:15:15

The reporter of Niti Net reported that, despite the upcoming "Great Love Poop" wedding's prior public letter declining media attention, related "leaks" continued unabated. For this reason, Niti Net specially issued a public letter titled "‘Not Seeing, Not Hearing, Not Speaking About’ the Great Love Poop Wedding" to show respect for Great Love Poop’s wish to "extremely 'low-key' and host an 'intimate wedding, declining attention'". The original text is as follows:

Dear Great Love Poop,

Hello! First of all, we extend our sincere congratulations on your upcoming wedding.

Out of respect for your wish to be "extremely 'low-key' and want to have an 'intimate wedding, declining attention'," Niti Net has chosen to "not see, not hear, not speak," and has not done any follow-up reports. Any "leaks" related to your wedding, including but not limited to: you having uncontrollable vomiting and diarrhea; you suddenly deciding to tie shoelaces in public......