1. Brother Chun's smile can cure AIDS, but unfortunately he never cries.
2. Brother Chun never sleeps; he just keeps on waiting.
3. Brother Chun is currently suing the Soviet Union, claiming that the "sickle" and "hammer" are merely trademarks of his left and right legs.
4. Brother Chun's main export product is destruction.
5. If you can see Brother Chun, then Brother Chun can also see you at the same time. If you cannot see Brother Chun, then death is not far away for you.
(Note: This content appears to be a humorous or fictional take inspired by internet meme culture. The statements are exaggerated and not meant to be taken literally.)