As the saying goes: investing in stocks makes you a stockholder, investing in real estate makes you a landlord, and flirting with girls makes you a husband. Now we should add another one: chasing stars makes you a star!
Lanzhou's talented woman, Yang Lijuan, immediately became the number one star after returning from Hong Kong. After just a few days, the fan club was officially established, female fans calling themselves "blood donors" and male fans calling themselves "semen donors." Besides the fan club, the entire entertainment industry was also invigorated by Yang Lijuan's story. With such hardcore fans, isn't there great hope for China's entertainment industry? Therefore, Zhao Benshan, the top figure in China's entertainment industry, decided to make a movie based on Yang Lijuan's story, with Yang Lijuan herself playing the lead role. The movie will be titled "I Want to Have a Private Chat with You."
(Note: This is a humorous and satirical text, so the translation preserves the tone while making it understandable in English.)