What do men and women do after having sex?

She detests how he, after finishing his business, hastily dresses and leaves, goes to the fridge for a drink, turns on the computer to go online, or makes phone calls... He loathes how she, after making love, treats him like kitchenware, scrubbing him clean, and even forces him to put his flaccid hot dog into her microwave... It seems that when it comes to what should be done after the deed, men and women should probably discuss it together.