Tutorial: Rebekka Guðleif - Two steps to teach you how to clone yourself

I want to clone myself into a Rebekka (the one on the left who is pouring beer, not the one on the right who looks absent-minded) so that I can assign all the housework to her, as well as handling mails and all other tedious chores related to making a living. This way, the real me can focus on taking artistic photos and will have time to organize my previous works and publish the long-planned photo album. I will also drink beer, travel around, and spend more time with my children. All of this sounds absolutely wonderful to imagine.