File under: Crazy Quotes - Testing the Limits of Shamelessness, 83 Phrases from Sister Feng

by wangweimei on 2011-06-01 17:52:32

1. In terms of my IQ and ability, no one will surpass me within a span of six hundred years—three hundred years before and after me.

2. Einstein is definitely not as smart as me; didn't he invent the light bulb? (It was actually Edison who invented the light bulb.)

3. One must have an international perspective and a desire to conquer the world. Only someone like Obama would meet my marriage criteria. (Regarding choosing a partner)

4. For my partner, I don’t care about being handsome or wealthy.

5. At 9 years old, I read extensively, and by 20, I reached my peak. Three hundred years before or after me, no one will surpass me. They cannot possibly be intellectually superior to me, so they should compensate with height and appearance...