A cool breeze in May · Cold Joke

1. A fashionable woman was stopped by the police after drinking with her friends to celebrate her birthday and then driving home. The police took out a breathalyzer and asked her to blow into it, but the woman smiled and said, "Can I make a wish before I blow?"

2. There's one thing I can't figure out: why are the news reports always talking about pulling the lamp? Don't we all use wall switches now?

3. There is such a person who happily bought a car but couldn't find a parking space. He drove around and around until the car was scrapped.

4. Watching the rebroadcast of Prince William's wedding on TV, as the black car slowly passed by the camera, my mother said, "Why isn't there a 'Xi' character (symbolizing happiness and celebration) on this car?"