1. A child's head looks like a brick, and the students all laugh at him! He went home and asked his mother: "Does my head look like a brick?" The mother said you will know if you look in the well! So the child went to the well and stuck his head in, then he heard someone below shouting: "Hey, don't throw bricks!"
2. A student went to see a doctor, and after examination, the doctor said: "No problem, just one injection will be fine."
The doctor wiped the student's arm with a cotton ball, repeated this three or four times.
The student thought the disease was serious and worriedly asked: "Doctor, is the situation serious?"
The doctor seriously said: "You need to take a bath, buddy."
3. The army commander ordered everyone to report to the opposite mountain.