25 Funny Jokes

1. Today my mobile phone received a lot of blessing messages from my close friends: "Happy holidays to you today!" I was very puzzled, thinking that tomorrow is Valentine's Day. So I turned around and asked my roommate, who replied: "Today is February 13. Happy 2B Festival!"

2. Today while giving my 3-year-old daughter a bath, as soon as I put her into the tub, she shouted loudly: "Mom, look quick, Dad is flirting with girls!"

3. Today while chatting with my roommate, I said: "When I was young, I never understood the difference between actual age and nominal age." My roommate replied: "Actual age is the time when you come out of your mother's body, and nominal age is the time when you come out of your father's body." I suddenly fully understood with tears in my eyes.