"If I die, burn a brother for me." -- a shout of rage from an angry older female youth of the post-80s generation. A friend studies at a foreign languages institute, where there are few boys and many girls. Her class is extremely unbalanced -- there are only two males..... What's worse -- those two guys are dating each other now......

In the movie Titanic, Leonardo said to Lucy: "If you jump, I jump!" In the movie Inception, Leonardo said to Mel: "If you jump, I will not jump with you!" You see, when men grow up, they no longer believe in love.

Cold joke: There is a person in China who has multiple jobs and is extremely powerful, you definitely don't know. This person's last name is Jiang, and his name is Jiang大桥. Because - "Nanjing Mayor Jiang大桥", "Wuhan Mayor Jiang大桥", "Jiujiang Mayor Jiang大桥", "Wuhu Mayor Jiang大桥", "Tongling Mayor Jiang大桥"...