They call girls "xiaoniuer". They respond with cunning. They are very poised. They don't put on airs. They say "ya". They say "TMD". They are awesome people from big Beijing.

Real Beijingers don't call making love "making love", they call it "beating bubbles".

Real Beijingers don't call girls "girls", they call them "little chicks".

Real Beijingers don't call beautiful women "beautiful women", they call them "honey".

Real Beijingers don't call him "him", they call him "ya".

Real Beijingers don't call you "you", they call you "nei".

Real Beijingers don't call women "women", they call them "ladies".

Real Beijingers don't call men "men", they call them "real men".

(Note: Some of these translations may not fully capture the nuances or might sound a bit odd in English, as they are very colloquial and culturally specific terms.)